I'd love to see you try better without loosing your mind! Ignore the other comments. Throughout his years in Bored Panda, over 235 million people have read the posts he's written, which is probably more than he could count to. Let us know what you think! One of the main parts of being a dad or husband is just waiting in the car. Kids may say the darnedest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. What should I do? The school nurse sent an email about lice in my kids class so I replied with subject line unsubscribe. ally (@TragicAllyHere) September 30, 2016, Oh my god, why are you so obsessed with clothes? The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (July 25-31) "It takes an entire villages whiskey to raise a child." Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) April 23, 2019, I am officially announcing my retirement from parenting, Im tired of having the tough conversations. Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Conspiracy Theory? By Caroline Bologna Jan 20, 2023, 10:57 AM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. I'd put money on you remembering a few key Christmas gifts (me, a Cabbage Patch Kid I still own); decorating the tree, laying out the mince pie and carrot for Santa,and forcing your merry mum to watch Miracle on 34th Street for the millionth time with you. Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Conspiracy Theory? RELATED: Why French Children Are So Well-Behaved, Before having a kid the most important thing to ask yourself is Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?, colonel rob fee (@robfee) March 3, 2015, My kids just ate a second breakfast, so I guess Im raising hobbits, Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) February 22, 2021, When your kid hates celery and finds out its in their favourite tomato ketchup youve just gotta hold their hand and ride that rollercoaster with them, My 2-year-old stood still and cooperated when I brushed her hair, I chased her through the house like Jason in a slasher flick, James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 13, 2017, Parenthood: Hang on a day or so there. Your refrigerator is now a graveyard of your kids half-finished drinks." 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Ah the bringer of joy and happiness.. well chosen, kid! Our moms and dads were never that hilarious! My child who jokes nonstop about the planet Uranus has recently learned about the country of Djibouti. Mothers and daughters its a complicated relationship. I think he was a extra smart little guy who locked the door on me by accident because the lock was on the inside of the house by the previous owners (and replaced the next day by us). !, My 6yo, when I asked him to hurry up and get dressed for school, Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) March 13, 2017, My 4 year old handed me his toy car with flashing lights and realistic engine noises and asked me to turn it off because it made his head hurt so can I retire from parenting now or what, threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) April 26, 2021. Jerome might be arguably more useful than many boyfriends. Mothers and daughters its a complicated relationship. Why can't we eat pizza for breakfast? 1. My 4 year old asked what happens when you drive over a stick of butter. I cannot possibly leave without my emotional support toothpick but I dont know where it is. We need more childrens books about weekends and sleeping in. I looked at the number and thought wow, thats a lot of money, And then I realized its for September- December and now Im teaching my son to hitchhike. Yes, fridges do a great job cooling stuff. So here we have collected funniest parenting tweets this December, which is going to make you laugh hard. I hope this was a stall inside another bathroom, but in my heart I know the door opened directly into Target's entry way. The moms and dads on Twitter kept me laughing all year long, and also feeling like Im not alone on this crazy ride! my six year old is at the best age because she still thinks im coolest how do i make sure that never ends?? Spent ten minutes scrubbing the wall thinking my kids left a huge stain on it and then realized it was my own shadow. I asked how she got it so quick. My daughter told me I embarrassed her in her dream and the fact that Im able to do this in her subconscious tells me Ive reached peak parenting. So with that in mind, here are 25 of the funniest tweets that we found from parents. I want my 13 year old to understand how important honesty is but also know that she is 12 when kids eat free. Please enter your email to complete registration. *Winks*, Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) March 8, 2017, This is what happens when my husband is in charge of the kids for a playdate #dadlife #parenting pic.twitter.com/Ao0rje078C. Your refrigerator is now a graveyard of your kids half-finished drinks." I think my 5 yo might be the second little pig because he has collected a whole house of sticks on the front porch. After all, thats the place where parents go to commiserate with each other and complain about how they have the most thankless job in the world. (my 5-year-old daughter does a cartwheel)Me: That was great! So your little boy loves animals, is imaginative, and stubborn. Me, before kids: I'm going to be one of those moms that always looks put together.Me, today: Realized that I was wearing my slippers while shopping at Target. Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of A Cat Being Naughty, 30 Pictures Of Beautiful Bangladeshi People By Mou Aysha (New Pics), 79 Surreal Images Of Sneakers Placed In Some Very Interesting Locations By Carlos Jimnez Varela. It took my toddler so long to pick a spoon for dinner, she forgot what she was doing, I forgot what I was doing, and we just stood there staring at each other until she left. Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week. 1. Oh, and it's so unfair! These parents are really going through it right now (25 photos) by: Alex. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. Who knew parents could be that funny, right? Sibling survival strategy. I told my daughter to grab her mask so we can go to the store. Parenting is hard work. Ok": Employee Leaves Work During An Emergency Because Manager Wouldn't Approve His Overtime, Storage Company Charges Client For Something That Never Existed, So She Pretends Like It Does And Now They Have To Find It, Someone Asks "What Makes You Not Want To Have Kids?" My daughter said she cant wait to have kids. So with no further ado, here are the 50 funniest parenting tweets of 2020: 25 AM - 04 May 2019. Its called time out, you brat. Web45 Times Parents Hilariously Expressed Their Struggles On Twitter. Lyfe of Dad (@lyfeofdad) April 25, 2021, Have kids so you too can receive thought-provoking questions such as, If Goofy & Pluto are both dogs then why does only Goofy talk? SpacedMom (@copymama) February 20, 2023 When I die just place a note on my casket for my kids that says yes, theres a $20 in my wallet. Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) February 20, 2023 Go To Homepage Before You Go Suggest a The American Psychological Association says that it's perfectly normal if the holiday season brings moms and dads not only an increased sense of family responsibility but also additional stress: the joys of the season can seem lost on them as they run around from one place to the next, trying to do even more than usual. This was the mask she grabbed. Parent of three: if a kid eats cat food, it is a cat's problem. ", "Sorry were late, my kid thought he couldnt go to school with hiccups", "My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. And apparently, they need it. Anthony Congi (@AnthonyCongi) April 25, 2021, my kids doctor kit includes a stethoscope, an otoscope, a syringe, and like 9 dolphins, mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) February 24, 2021. Please check link and try again. 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The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Feb. 25-Mar. Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu) April 21, 2021, USAA just emailed that we get back 5% of our car insurance premium. You can be. By Caroline Bologna The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week "'I better not shout, I better not cry, I quietly sing to myself as tuck my kid back into bed for the 87th time." 123s. Wait, you might be asking yourself, are parents really funny? Part of HuffPost Parenting. Daisy (@Daisyldoo) April 25, 2021 Kids say the strangest things (that make funny parent tweets) My 8yo daughter is on a Yosemite Sam kick. And thats how we got here. Don't teach your kids to be mean.. do this when they aren't around, Time for the talk about aerodynamics and trajectories ;o). Rokas is a writer at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication. Thank you for taking the time to share your feedback with us! Which of these funniest tweets from parents is your favorite? My son got his license and Im terrified, but totally ok if he wants to drive to McDonalds and get me a McFlurry. The recap of the month features both Christmas and everyday moments so even those who wish to put the holidays behind them will have something to giggle at. So here are the 30 funniest parenting tweets of 2020, that deserve a round of applause! 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