Even if it did hurt, Id let it bite me. Stephen Strange:Unlike everyone else in your life, I dont work for you.Tony Stark:And due to that fact, were now in a flying doughnut billions of miles from Earth with no backup.Peter Parker:Im backup.Tony Stark:No, youre a stowaway. A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car. How do you even know that?. Okay., Nick Fury:[on Ultron]Guys multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit!, Natasha Romanoff:[after kissing Bruce Banner]I adore you [suddenly pushes him off cliff]but I need the Other Guy., Ultron:Youre unbelievably nave.Vision:Well, I was born yesterday., Steve Rogers:Fury, you son of a bitch.Nick Fury:Oooh! You." Anthony T. Hincks. Ill give you $50 right now if you turn into a venus fly trap., Nick Fury:Hey there. 18. The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. Orphaned on my homeworld. She seems kind of nice.Steve Rogers:Secure the engine room, then find me a date.Natasha Romanoff:[jumping off deck over the railings]Im multitasking., Sam Wilson:Hey, Cap, how do we know the good guys from the bad guys?Steve Rogers:If theyre shooting at you, theyre bad.. Okay? [Back in Black by AC/DC plays]Peter Parker:Oh, I love Led Zeppelin!, Happy Hogan:Heads-up. Happy International Women's Day to the best woman in the world! Ill talk to him first, then you guys go in.Okoye:[in Xosha]We cant let him talk to Klaue alone.TChalla:[in Xosha, too]Better to let him talk to Klaue alone for five minutes than to make a scene here. Youre taking all the stupid with you., Peggy Carter:Wait! And so far, the biggest one weve had is you., [Scott Lang shrunk down to a childs size; runs into Pyms car after going undercover in a school]Dr. Hank Pym:Hiya, champ, how was school today?Scott Lang:Aw, ha ha ha! 11. Its called Footloose. Oh, thats right, yes, go cry to your father, you little weasel! See more ideas about marvel quotes, superhero quotes, college graduation cap decoration. 9: "As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass" (Endgame) - Ant Man Yes Tony, you don't have to look (but yeah, we get you). Thats like some David Copperfield shit!Dave:Thats wizardry!Kurt:Sorcery!Luis:Howd you do that, bro?Scott Lang:Dont freak out, look at your shoulder.Luis:[Looks at his shoulder, starts screaming, and runs out of the room]Get if off! Nooo!, Thor: A creepy old man cut my hair off!, [talking about Mjolnir]Thor:Quite unique. "Think left and think right and think low and think high. If there's a quizlet there's an A." 2. If you're nothing without this suit then you shouldn't have it. Denise Keller, Waukesha, Wisconsin Graduation Quote #4: It just slipped out., Iron Man:And for goshs sake, watch your language!Captain America:[resigned]Thats not going away anytime soon., Clint Barton:You bet your ass!Maria Hill:Steve, he said a bad language word!Steve Rogers:[to Tony]Did you tell everyone about that?, Maria Hill:[about the Maximoffs]Hes got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. Metaphors go over his head.Drax:Nothing goes over my head! I can help! Funny Marvel Quotes. Ha! [Wong laughs]. Korg:You rode a hammer? It was an elective., Rocket Raccoon:This is Thanos were talking about. Even with a talking tree nobody in the audience can understand, this film brought a lot of hilarity. Funny graduation quotes RD.com, Getty Images 1. These are the funniest lines from the Incredible Hulk. Ive been reading that a lot trying to catch up., Jasper Sitwell:Is this little display meant to insinuate that youre gonna throw me off the roof? "Your education is a dress rehearsal for a life that is yours to lead.". Tony Stark:Perfect. Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? Are you looking for this?[Tony and Thor dont laugh]James Rhodes:Boom. 7. - John F. Kennedy. Here are the funniest quotes from Iron Man 2. What about Thor?Nick Fury:Off-world.Peter Parker:Doctor StrangeMaria Hill:Unavailable.Peter Parker:Captain Marvel.Nick Fury:Dont you invoke her name!Peter Parker:Im just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.Nick Fury:Bitch, please! Will that be all?, Rhodey:Hey Tony.Tony Stark:Im sorry. Like. He was freaking me out!, Thor:[to a doctor who put an IV on him]How dare you attack the son of Odin!Thor:[fighting hospital interns]You are no match for the mighty [an intern jabs a syringe into his butt, he passes out instantly], Jane Foster:Years of research, gone.Darcy:They even took my iPod.Erik Selvig:What about the backups?Jane Foster:They took our backups. I mean thats the job, but THIS? "With great power comes great responsibility.". Gotta run before you can walk -Tony Stark. Was it funny? Everything's always ending. I would very much like to go there, please. Funny Quotes. [to Koraths henchmen who keep prodding him]Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me., Rocket Raccoon:[scans a Xandarian citizen]Can you believe they call us criminals when hes assaulting us with that haircut?. Stay here. Class of 2021 graduates have been through a lot over the past year! It would pull me off the ground, into the air and I would fly., [the Hulk bursts through the stadium door]Thor:YES! [Thor carries Loki out of the elevator in front of the guards]Thor:Get help! Evidently, there will be a line., [Jane slaps Loki]Jane:That was for New York! I mean, that place is a legend. Quotes tagged as "marvel" Showing 1-30 of 145. Groot examines it, confused, then places it on his head]Yondu:What? Dr. Who are you?Thor:I am the God of Thunder! Hes no Spider-Man.MJ:What is it with you and Spider-Man?Flash Thompson:What? [Tony reaches across Peter with his arm. Here are some inspiring Marvel quotes from Marvel Studios that will awaken the superhero in you. I dont even mate with the type of thing you are!Drax:Hey! "Never forget what you are. Robbery involves threat. [Tony cringes]Maya Hansen:No! 2. This is a whole new level of weird, and I dont feel inclined to step away from it. 6. Check back regularly as well update this post whenever theres a new Marvel film released! I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.Thor:Thank you, sweet rabbit., Thor: I bid you farewell and good luck, morons., Tony Stark:Youre from Earth?Peter Quill:Im not from Earth, Im from Missouri.Tony Stark:Yeah, thats on Earth, dipshit!, Peter Quill:Wait, who are you?Peter Parker:Were the Avengers, man.Mantis:Youre the ones Thor told us about.Tony Stark:You know Thor?Peter Quill:Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving., Peter Quill:Dude, dont call us plucky. Threat: Low to None.Nick Fury:That things clearly busted., Carol Danvers:Keep the Tesseract on Earth. Just pick a color. Thor:No, I would spin it really fast and it would pull me off theKorg:Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off? "If you want to do something right, you make a list." - Scott Lang, 'Ant Man & The Wasp', 2018. Christine Palmer:Well, thats what a cultist would say., Kaecilius:How long have you been at Kamar-Taj, MisterDr. I like your plan. [he sees hes free of his ankle monitor]Luis:[at Scotts house, he startled to see a giant ant on the couch]Whoa! 4. Motivational Graduation Quotes. The best part of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 might be baby Groot, but the clever quips certainly come in second. You deserve that!Aaron Davis:Ive got ice cream!Spider-Man:Youre a criminal! Thor:Let me know if he bothers you again, okay? What are you up to these days?Loki:It varies from moment to moment., Thor:Hey, lets do Get Help.Loki:What?Thor:Get Help.Loki:No.Thor:Come on. Be happy, man. "If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything." -William Lyon Phelps. Seriously? [after accepting delivery] Thank you for that! As Steve desperately tried to save his childhood friend, and SHIELD, there wasnt as much levity going around as usual. [raises his arms as energy flows over his hands]Grandmaster:[amused]I didnt hear any thunder, but out of your fingers was that sparkles?, Thor: By Odins beard, you shall not cut my hair, lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor! 1 Jon Stewart The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. In playing the iconic role of Spiderman, Tom Holland manages to become one of the most awkward and relatable superheroes in the MCU. 430 likes. Which I know nothing about.Tony Stark:The Avengers initiative was scrapped, I thought. Dude! What for?, Thor: My God, youre a Valkyrie You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. We leave no one behind. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.Rocket Raccoon:You got issues, Quill., Drax:I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that youve accepted me despite my blunders. What do you say to that?Tony Stark:Absolutely ridiculous. Top 20 Iconic Avengers Quotes Funny & Witty 1. Hes a friend from work! 12 "My people skills are rusty." Sam and Dean often seem to forget that their buddy, Cas, was once an angel of the Lord. logo.Carol Danvers:Does, uh, announcing your identity on clothing help with the covert part of your job?Nick Fury:Said the space soldier whos wearing a rubber suit., Carol Danvers:You have three names. Now she can be found taking numerous photos of their four weird cats, eating lots of stroopwafels and blogging at, best quotes from The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, These hilarious Marvel-themed pickup lines. And so, we have done the monumental task of collating ALL the funniest lines from the Marvel movies here today, so that you can read through and have a chuckle while being reminded of the best moments. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.". Theres no need to get personal., Gamora:We need to find Peter now and get off this damn planet.Mantis:Ego will have won him to his side by now. The prince of Asgards fall to Earth was immensely entertaining for those of us watching, as he tried to adjust to normal like. What realm is this? [thumping him on the shoulder]Listen, Im doing you guys a favor by letting you even be here.Okoye:[in Xosha]If he touches you again, Im going to impale him on this desk., TChalla:If you werent so stubborn, you would make a great queen.Nakia:I would make a great queen because I am so stubborn., Shuri:[as a fatally wounded Everett Ross is wheeled into her lab]Great! Bono Eminem., Wong:What do you want, Strange?Dr. [to Groot]Thats why you dont like hats?, [Peter Quill comes into Groots room, sees that his room is a mess with vines and Teen Groot playing mind-numbing game]Peter Quill:Ohh! Lip piercing, right?Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, shes cute.Steve Rogers:Yeah, Im not ready for that., Natasha Romanoff:What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? Stephen Strange:Well, after Western medicine failed me, I headed east, and I ended up in Kathmandu.Dr. Right?Pepper Potts:Right. Always hold it high. [At-Lass clamps a muzzle on Goose]Nick Fury:Its a cat, not Hannibal Lecter. Two hours in the bathroom, whatever thats about.Scott Lang:Thats totally inaccurate. Frank A. Clark Inspirational, Life, Inspiring 292 Copy quote Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you. Im the boss! Drax: An hour. This is Well, get ready for a 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor and Heather LocklearEgo:You can do anything you want.Peter Quill:Im gonna make some weird shit., Mantis:[about Rocket]The crabby puppy is so cute. The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." -Frigga, Avengers: Endgame Seeing Thor transform into a depressed overweight version of himself was a tough sight to see. Rocket Raccoon:Rabbit?, Thor:Only Eitri the Dwarf can make me the weapon I need. My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.Peter Quill:Thats disgusting.Drax:It was beautiful. Think for yourself. You love it.Loki:I hate it.Thor:Its great. Thor:Fine. Foods a lot better; we used to boil everything. - Gossip Girl. [smiles], James Bucky Barnes:Dont do anything stupid until I come back.Steve Rogers:How can I? You know what? Easily!Bruce Banner:That doesnt sound rightThor:Well, its true!, Bruce Banner:Youre just using me to get to the Hulk. And when I spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly. [awkward silence]Talos:Am I supposed to guess where that is?Nick Fury+Carol Danvers:Your ass!, Carol Danvers:Since when is a shortcut cheating?Maria Rambeau:Since it violates the predetermined rules of engagement.Carol Danvers:I definitely dont remember those., Maria Rambeau:Can I ask you something? Thor:Yes, of course. [she kisses Steve]Peggy Carter:Go get him. You kiss your mother with that mouth?, Tony Stark: [as Thor leaves a Bifrost mark]That man has no respect for lawn maintenance.. "You are graduating from college. Its hers. Stephen Strange:I seriously dont know how you fit your head into that helmet.Tony Stark:Admit it, you shouldve ducked out when I told you to. Patrick Ness 2. [starts gagging]Mantis:What are you doing?Drax:Ugh Im imagining being with you physically [continues gagging]Mantis:Drax! [starts singing Please, Mr Postman]Nick Fury:Not ringing any bells?Carol Danvers:Keep singing. Do you just turn into anything you want?Talos:Ah well, I have to see it first.Maria Rambeau:Can you all do it?Talos:Physiologically, yeah. What was your second choice? These are the best funny lines from the Avengers. Hes on the young side., Captain America:You got heart, kid. And Id like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.Thor:Monkeys? My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it., Rocket Raccoon:Thats for if things get really hardcore. It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star. Its just, its on fire., Korg:Hey, man. Whats Mew-mew?, Darcy:Look! In Iron Man 2, Tony Stark seems to be convinced that he can save the world on his own, and he has no interest in joining Nick Fury at S.H.I.E.L.D. Im really strong and Im sticky!, Flash Thompson:I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.Happy Hogan:Hey, if it wasnt for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would have never found you.Flash Thompson:Spider-Man? Yes. Hes the toughest there is.Thor:Well, hes never fought me.Rocket Raccoon:Yeah, he has.Thor:Hes never fought me twice., Rocket Raccoon:Nidavellir is real? Youre DONE! Arnim Zola:What is in it?Col. Just like "Anchorman," "Step Brothers" is filled with memorable quotes. Chester Phillips:Steak.Dr. Steve Rogers: How can I? Stephen Strange:No, I want to protect the stone.Tony Stark:And I want you to thank me. With Taika Waititi at the helm, the tone of the third Thor movie definitely hit a comical upswing. [Cap gives her a blank look]Maria Hill:Hes fast, shes weird., James Rhodes:But, you know, the suit can take the weight, right? Tony Stark, Iron Man 2. Doctor Strange Quotes This this is a man. Im a Captain! Hes inspires me to be a better man. Taserface! [all the Ravagers struggle desperately not to laugh]Rocket:Thats how I hear you in my head! The red, the white. Youre one sandwich away from fat.Peter Quill:Yeah, right.Drax:Its true. John Wooden Graduation Quote #3: Always wear your thinking cap with your party shoes. Not all of us can fly., Thor: The girl tried to warp my brain! Now that Thor and Loki were reunited we were also treated to some of the most hilarious banter between these two brothers. Sorry, I cant remember anybodys names., Bruce Banner:Whos Scott?Steve Rogers:Ant-Man.Bruce Banner:Theres an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?, Okoye:When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.TChalla:What did you imagine?Okoye:The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks., [Thor appears with Stormbreaker]Bruce Banner:[laughs with joy]You guys are so screwed now!, Steve Rogers: New haircut? No polio is good. Drax: But my movement. Probably us.Wanda Maximoff:You guys know I can move things with my mind, right?, Black Widow:Thank you.Sam Wilson:[holds up Redwing]Dont thank me.Black Widow:Im not thanking that.Sam Wilson:Aw, come on. You know what that is., Drax:Finger on throat means death! via GIPHY " Peggy Carter: How do you feel? Whatever your graduate's next phase entails, it's time to send them off with a . 13. Most of Endgame was quite dark and sad, obviously, but no Marvel film would be complete without the signature moments of heroes using humor to get through hard times. Tony Stark:Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.Rocket:Maybe I am., Steve Rogers:You know, I saw a pod of whales when I was coming in, over the bridge.Natasha Romanoff:In the Hudson?Steve Rogers:Fewer ships, cleaner waterNatasha Romanoff:You know, if youre about to tell me to look on the bright side Im about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.Steve Rogers:Sorry, force of habit., Tony Stark:[to his daughter]Go to bed, or Ill sell all your toys., Korg:[playing Fortnite]Thor, hes back.